Apparently, McIllory wanted to focus on his golf career. Now, that is just asinine. One of the keys to golf is calm nerves. Antsy hands lead to missed putts. Well, what better way to calm the nerves than to be bangin' a sexy blonde!!!! Next time you see McIllory miss a short putt, know that he's not gettin' any. He be horny as hell. Caroline, re-direct your pented up anger onto the tennis court and kick some ass. That's right, big mistake Rory. The blondie gods will not allow you to get away with this jolt. Look at the T&A yo' lost!!!
Recently, professional golfer Rory McIlory called off his relationship with blondie pro tennis player Caroline Wozniacki....via phone call!!! What a creep!!! Here at Blondes are from Heaven, we stick up for our favorite blondies. We are with you Caroline, he made a huge mistake. On the bright side, another pretty blondie fishie returns to the pond. Next time, don't date pro golfers. See Tiger Woods...he cheated on the lovely Elin with pancake waitresses. Geez, I don't like ass with my waffles. Apparently, McIllory wanted to focus on his golf career. Now, that is just asinine. One of the keys to golf is calm nerves. Antsy hands lead to missed putts. Well, what better way to calm the nerves than to be bangin' a sexy blonde!!!! Next time you see McIllory miss a short putt, know that he's not gettin' any. He be horny as hell. Caroline, re-direct your pented up anger onto the tennis court and kick some ass. That's right, big mistake Rory. The blondie gods will not allow you to get away with this jolt. Look at the T&A yo' lost!!!
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