It has been said that "gentlemen prefer blondes", and we are totally into that!!! But, are blondies into gentlemen??? What about going for a jackass??? Well, the fine producers at Blind Date, one of our all-time favorite shows, put this theory to the test, as they set up a date with Desiree, a red hot blondie lingerie model, and Steve-O from the Jackass franchise. Desiree was bursting out of her shirt the whole date...we really like that look. They went to a lingerie shop where she got to show us her great body, while Steve-O tried to be as big a dick (literal and figurative) as he could. Due to his on-screen persona, Steve-O might have felt the need to portray himself as a jackass during the show. But, by Jackass movie standards, Steve-O was quite restrained. Now, would Desiree or blondies in general go for a jackass? Before you dismiss the notion, consider the whole concept of Jackass as an abstract form of art (see our Miley Cyrus blog). It takes time for the hidden art form to emerge from the chaos, and when it does...it kinda grows on you. So, we have accompanied the next clip with an artistic explanation video, as well. We want to educate as well as entertain.
Sometimes life imitates fiction as we saw in the last blog with Gerri and Paul. Paul was ambushed by the same dreaded temperature change issue as George Costanza. In Paul's defense, he was in the pool!!! He was in the pool!!! Now meet Angelo, who took this concept to a whole new low in this shocking episode of Blind Date with Angelo and Rebecca.
Rebecca is a sweet, wholesome girl with a great....personality. BTW, she looks mighty fine in powdered blue, a great color match for blondies. They talk quite openly about Rebecca's...congeniality...throughout the date. Angelo, allegedly a stud, does one of the all-time pet peeves on Blind Date, and that is, he directly asks Rebecca for a kiss. Now come on! Step up to the plate and hit the fastball instead of asking the pitcher to toss it underhanded.
Anyways, suspense builds during the date as the Blind Date producers tease us with Angelo's highly anticipated nuclear weapon. And then, he took it out. What did he take out you ask? He took...huh huh...it out.
Blondies have high standards and rightfully so. Only the most qualified need apply. Of course, if blondies were not so picky, their blondie value would drop. It would be too easy, and we would not appreciate the prize if there were no struggle. But, sometimes the laws of natural selection are too harsh and work against both the blondie and her would-be pursuer.
This is what happened on this classic episode of Blind Date with Gerri and Paul. Now, these two seemed to hit it off great. Gerri was really into Paul, and Paul was turning up the charm. Fittingly, they visited a zoo that teaches people about animal mating behavior. Everything seemed headed for fireworks....and then....well, let's just say Paul ended up on the short end of the stick.