Adam Sandler recently made the movie sequel, Grown Ups 2. In it, there was a cameo appearance made by Shaquille O'Neal. Adam Sandler made an appearance on the Conan O'Brien Show to promote the movie and talked about what it was like to work with Shaq. Sandler revealed that they played basketball on the movie set...and there was an incident with Shaq's sausage.
Here at BAFH, we totally dig hot chicks driving fast cars. That is so badass. A woman who drives on a date is such a turn-on. So naturally, we happily dug into the internet to see who are the hot racing chicks out there. Racing is one dangerous sport. They're going over 150 mph, inches away from the wall, inches off the ground, and the scraping other cars. Holy smokes!!! I can barely change lanes without double checking over my shoulder all the time. It is with much admiration that we are proud to furnish our very own Blondie 500 race with these sexy daredevils.
1) Janet Guthrie
Starting at the pole position is the pioneer of women in racing, Janet Guthrie. She is the first woman to qualify for the Daytona 500 and Indianapolis 500. Her racing career lasted 4 years during which she had 5 top ten finishes. In this sport, just crossing the finish line in one piece is a great accomplishment. Some of her achievements are enshrined at the Smithsonian.
2) Danica Patrick
Next is the one who brought sexy to motorsports, Danica Patrick. As a racer, she won the 2008 Indy Japan 300 to become the first woman to win an IndyCar series race. She has since moved on to NASCAR, which is a more rough and tumble type of racing as the cars can bump and scrape. She has yet to score a victory at NASCAR's highest level. Her record is respectable with a couple of top ten finishes. Of course, her career branched off to become a model and celebrity endorser of GoDaddy.com. She's hot, she's fesity...Danica, I wanna burn some rubber with you...pun intended.
3) Johanna Long
Rounding out the field is a newbie. Johanna Long is currently racing in the NASCAR Nationwide Series, one step down from the big leagues. She's just starting out, and she won the 2010 Snowball Derby. Come on Johanna!!! We're looking forward to big things from you and some commercials, too.
The World Cup is upon us, and we are catching the fever!!! Soccer as a sport has had a tough time gaining popularity in the United States, but for the rest of the world, it is a sport of passion!!! Why hasn't soccer caught on in the U.S.? Well, for one, how about calling the sport by the right name? The whole world calls it football, and rightfully so because they kicked the ball after all, and yet America insists on calling it soccer. What the heck is a soccer? Anyways, I digress.
The American culture doesn't jive well with the rhythm of a soccer match, let alone an entire tournament. Americans are results-oriented go-getters. But, for most of a soccer match, not much is happening. Not much is even close to happening. The lack of results-yielding action is too much to bear for many Americans; it is just un-American!!!
But, ahhh, that is the beauty of soccer. The lack of action is beautiful!!! Why? Because, this makes soccer a perfect sport for a party!!! A soccer match is really just a party in disguise. To get into it, you have to be drinking, singing, dancing...and then, only when the ball gets near the goal do you need to watch the game. The World Cup global party is now in full swing, and we want to invite you to party with us as we root for Team USA to go all the way...maybe beating a couple of Euro teams along the way (hopefully, the Frenchies).
To get you in the mood, let's take a look back at the 1999 Women's World Cup that took place in the United States. Blondie American player, Brandi Chastain, won the championship for America with her memorable goal and immortal shirt-off. It was one small step for blondie, one giant leap for sports bras.
Recently, professional golfer Rory McIlory called off his relationship with blondie pro tennis player Caroline Wozniacki....via phone call!!! What a creep!!! Here at Blondes are from Heaven, we stick up for our favorite blondies. We are with you Caroline, he made a huge mistake. On the bright side, another pretty blondie fishie returns to the pond. Next time, don't date pro golfers. See Tiger Woods...he cheated on the lovely Elin with pancake waitresses. Geez, I don't like ass with my waffles.
Apparently, McIllory wanted to focus on his golf career. Now, that is just asinine. One of the keys to golf is calm nerves. Antsy hands lead to missed putts. Well, what better way to calm the nerves than to be bangin' a sexy blonde!!!! Next time you see McIllory miss a short putt, know that he's not gettin' any. He be horny as hell. Caroline, re-direct your pented up anger onto the tennis court and kick some ass. That's right, big mistake Rory. The blondie gods will not allow you to get away with this jolt. Look at the T&A yo' lost!!!
Have you noticed that there are now quite a few hot blondie sportscasters? Well, it's about time. They host studio shows, do sideline reporting, interviews, etc. Here at Blondes are from Heaven, we are all for gender equality and the advancement of women in the workplace. So, it would be good to take time and appreciate the fine work of these hardworking sportscasters.
1) Erin Andrews
First up is the pioneer of the sexy blondie sportscasters, Erin Andrews. She does sideline reporting and hosts some studio shows. She's also been on Dancing with the Stars and now will become co-host of the show. This chick is rocketing up! She once was given the nickname Erin Pageviews. Let's check out her dance moves.
2) Charissa Thompson
Another smokin' hot chick. She did sideline reporting and now hosts some studio shows. She's very good with the wardrobe selections that accentuate the positive. Let's check out her fashion sense shall we?
3) Lauren Thompson
Not to be outdone, the Golf Channel has a couple hot blondies, as well. Lauren Thompson does segments out on the golf course, hosts studio shows, does interviews, and a variety of on-site reporting. She has a certain on-camera charisma that is pleasing to the eyes. Enjoy!
4) Win McMurry
Nothing's sexier than a blondie who can swing a golf club. Introducing the beautiful studio host with a great name, Win McMurry. She's also dating Michael Phelps, gold medal Olympic swimmer. She has a very high sexy / lb ratio! Let's check out her swing shall we?
Have you ever seen a sexy blondie and did a double take? Wow, that's an interesting hair color isn't it? Then, you may be wondering, is that her natural hair color? I, for one, have contemplated this question many times. And I say there must be a way to tell if she is in fact the real thing or a bottled imitation. Here at Blondes are from Heaven, integrity is the cornerstone of our superficiality. At the very least, we need to be gawking at blondes who are truly blonde. We shall not be mocked. So, in the name of truth in advertising, let's play one of my favorite games! Blonde or not blonde?
Below are some sexy purportedly blonde chicks. Now, can you tell if they are blonde or not blonde? Vote now and comment below!
1) Gwen Stefani
Now, here is the prototypical sexy blonde. Let's take a moment to check out her sexy. So, blonde or not blonde? I want the truth!!! I can handle it!!!
2) Trish Stratus
Nothing hotter than a kick-ass blondie. I would luv to do some rolling around wrestling with this baby. Let's appreciate her artistry in the ring. Time to go to the judges' score cards. Blonde or not blonde? I need me some stratisfcation!
3) Taylor Swift
Very talented...but is that considered blonde? What category is her hair color? Let's analyze this. Handle with care....if you know what i mean.
4) Sharon Stone
Finally, a blondie classic. Her performance in Basic Instinct, the first one, was simply breathtaking. Plus, she gave us all a great hint! Of course, one way to tell if a girl is blonde is to check underneath the hood. I mean, if she dyes her hair down there, that is some serious attention to detail, worthy of a blondie exemption! Let's take a closer look at the most paused moment in movie history. Is that a blondie kitty I see?