The Supreme Court once ruled that the definition of pornography is, "I know it when I see it."
Now, those are words spoken by someone who is not a learned connoisseur of the beauty of sexuality. Sex is not a black and white issue. It is in fact many shades of grey. So, without further adieu, we proudly present: Fifty Shades of Grey - Blondie Style.
Fifty Shades of Grey is racking up big numbers at the box office. From the reviews, it seems to be a rather poor movie with one catch, the kinky sex. Pretty pathetic to think that so many people can be roped in by the idea of a woman being tied up during sex, and the movie doesn't even show the full sex scene like in a porno. To counter such shameless exploitation, we here at BAFH are on a crusade to loosen the parameters of pornography so that we wouldn't be so easily suckered (no pun intended).