Here is the movie that inspired this blog!!! It is none other than Basic Instinct starring Sharon Stone in her leg crossing performance that launched a billion internet searches.
Now available in Google Play:
My name is Chinie Chin Chen. I am the Emperor of the Kingdom of Chen. We’re a small kingdom, recently founded. I am the first emperor!!! I would like to share with you the story of how we founded the Kingdom of Chen and how I became its Emperor.
It is a story about faith, humility, courage, wisdom, leadership, strategy, ingenuity, and love…about choosing between life and death…about respecting your opponent and understanding his deception…about divine intervention and awesome power…and about eternal salvation.
In it, we tell the tale of how the Kingdom of Chen battled evil and emerged victorious and rejoicing!!!
It is also a story about oranges and books???
Come on in and give us a read. You will be moved, enlightened, teary, and be on the edge of your seat!!!
Now available in Google Play!!!
Fifty Shades of Grey is racking up big numbers at the box office. From the reviews, it seems to be a rather poor movie with one catch, the kinky sex. Pretty pathetic to think that so many people can be roped in by the idea of a woman being tied up during sex, and the movie doesn't even show the full sex scene like in a porno. To counter such shameless exploitation, we here at BAFH are on a crusade to loosen the parameters of pornography so that we wouldn't be so easily suckered (no pun intended).
The Supreme Court once ruled that the definition of pornography is, "I know it when I see it."
Now, those are words spoken by someone who is not a learned connoisseur of the beauty of sexuality. Sex is not a black and white issue. It is in fact many shades of grey. So, without further adieu, we proudly present: Fifty Shades of Grey - Blondie Style.
There are certain things in this world that are just meant to be together. It is called the Harmony of Reese's Pieces. Peanut butter + chocolate = heaven. Blondie + pink or powdered blue = sexy chick. The world was designed with these harmonious unions in mind.
So, when the harmony is broken...all is not well with the world!!!
Well, we have to report that Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg have perpetrated a violation of the Harmony of Reese's Pieces with their recent release, Young and Wild and Free.
Here is a song with a great beat and chorus. The rapping skills of Snoop Dogg in this really took Wiz to school. Bruno Mars does the vocals. It's a fantastic compilation.
Except!!! The lyrics suck. This song cannot be about smoking weed and not caring. We got the peanut butter but no chocolate!!! Oh, hell no!!!
Is there anyone out there who knows how to do an online petition? We must demand for this song to be redone. Get back to the studio and come out with some good lyrics. We want our chocolate!!!
The Harmony of Reese's Pieces has been broken. We shall not rest unless the harmony is restored.
Congratulations Class of 2014!!! It is graduation time for all you newly graduates. It's been a long road of hard work and sweat. You must be excited to be released into the jaws of the dog eat dog world. It's a jungle out there. Buyer beware, or else buyer remorse!!!
Well, to help you prepare for life in the real world, we have invited a special guest to give the valedictorian speech. This is one of the most important lessons in life. Yes, indeed, this is pure wisdom with zen and yoda. So, without further adieu, please give a warm welcome to our Class 2014 Valedictorian!!!
history and allowed Leno to blindside you!!! Had Conan looked into the past, he would have learned that in 1993, a very similar event happened where Leno schemed behind the scenes to usurp the Tonight Show gig from David Letterman, who was waiting respectfully for Johnny Carson to retire. Letterman then left NBC and went to CBS to start his own show. Ahhh...history really did repeat itself. So, in honor of this valuable life lesson, we shall take a look back at our history, and learn from it...lest we repeat the same mistake. Here is the last show of David Letterman at NBC before he went to CBS....in the summer of 1993.
The Oscars is the most prestigious award in the movie industry. It is also one of the most viewed shows on TV. Certain movies and actors have been immortalized for their award-winning performances. There are many categories for the awards, big ones being Best Picture, Best Actor/Actress, Best Director, along with others such as Supporting Actor/Actress, Best Cinematography, Best Costume, etc. Now, how come there is not an award for best scene in a movie? There have been many emblematic scenes where every line, every detail have been memorized and recited verbatim by many. We need to create a category for this award!!! This brilliant idea occurred to me while I was watching Resident Evil: Extinction. There was one scene in it that was so momentous that I thought, "That is the best scene I have ever seen in a movie!!!" Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Blondie for Best Scene in a Movie is.....fast forward to 7:11 of the next clip (best viewed with full screen and volume up).